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 Post subject: Will somebody PLEASE buy me this!?!?
PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:14 am 
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http://www.labx.com/v2/adsearch/detail3 ... umb=398089


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What a coincidence, when I looked back standing up from the toilet this morning I saw 8 grand lying in the toilet.

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That's just bad, Tim! :lol:

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Oh my gosh ROFLMFAO!!!!!

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Gene, I'll let you know when our chemistry dept wants to surplus their micro-balance... but probably it'll be a while, seeing as they purchased it only last year.

Oh, and since you are now in academia, you should format your question into a 50-page grant request, complete with documentation of your school environment, how the purchase will better mankind, and what kind of public outreach it will generate. Oh, and don't forget to explain what you are going to do with it, what the results will be when you actually use it, and where you will publish the results. Your chance of actually getting the grant are better than zero, but not much better. So you may have to make this request (with some changes in format) many times to several agencies.


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Forget the grants ](*,)
(consulting fees :wink: ) :smt023


I will buy it for you when my numbers come up on lotto , or my rich long lost relative finally shows up 8)
Anyone else , got a wish list ??


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microgram readability...for specific gravity of gemstones?

defeating the mosquito with nuclear force?


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Tim I could never accept a gift that was purchased with "dirty money"! :roll:


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Yeah, but imagine having a balance that can feel how far the moon is. Priceless! :)

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the real moon or tim's moon?


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Tim wrote:
What a coincidence, when I looked back standing up from the toilet this morning I saw 8 grand lying in the toilet.

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Tim, You sure that wasn't a $100,000 Dollar Bar? :P

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Rofl, Gene - good point :lol:

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