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 Post subject: All I want for Christmas is ......... one less a#$ H&*(
PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:55 pm 
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Well, it looks like I get a strange Christmas present. One less ass hole.



I found a surgeon who has a opening and I will be getting my colostomy reversed. There are a few things that need to be checked. Here is the plan:

Dec 5th : have a Colonoscopy. This will be the easiest prep I have ever done. I have a big bag that I can attach and there are no trips to the bathroom.

Dec 7th : I have a meeting with the surgeon to review results and confirm that there are no problems

Dec 12th : I am scheduled for the surgery.
I expect that I will be in the hospital for 8-10 days.
I may be out of touch for a while.
I will try to let you know how things go, but do not expect to hear from me until after the new year.
Please keep me in your prayers.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:13 am 
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Hello,

Of course, I will pray for you.

Merry Christmas.

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I am completely convinced that you will be fine!
2017 will be a new beginning.

Keep us posted. :D


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You'll be out of the hospital in half the time and within a couple of weeks, eating all your favorite foods. Minus the popcorn.


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I visited the Surgeon today. He is planning on laparoscopic surgery, so the recovery should be a little quicker than the first time around. If all goes will it could be as short as 3-5 days.


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See - looking better already, and you are not even in! Good luck, speedy recovery and I hope to see you back soon.


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Thank you all for the support. I head into surgery tomorrow and am expecting the best.


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We all are. Talk soon! :D


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All the best, Wilson!
Hope the surgery went well, and that you have a speedy and full recovery.

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The surgery went well. They were able to do it using a laperscope, so the recovery was much easier than the previosu one.

I am back at my daughters. My wife is still here, and will stay until my followup which is in a few days.

I hope to be able to get back to some faceting soon. But until then I am resting and taking my time.

Thanks for the warm wishes.


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Take it easy, enjoy Christmas, and hope to see you on form in the new year. Best wishes to you and yours!


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Glad that everything went well!
Take it slow, and ease your way back into things.


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I never had a second of doubt, Wilson! Enjoy the holidays, the lights and the family. Take it slow and easy!
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Glad all went well!! Plenty of time to get back into the swing of things after the holiday's!
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So surgery went well.
The rest of this is probably in the realm of TMI.
In the UK they have a term I always liked for a condition veins that get swollen, dilated and inflamed they call them piles.
Since the surgery my piles have become small hills. Part of the problem is that the section of the colen that stores material has been removed, it is the part that ruptured, and the new section still wants to pass things on. I have to wait a while before I start retraining my rear end that it will not win this argument. At least for now, the risk of a separation at the join is too high, so I have to let things flow as they may. BUT in a month I am going to start to have a serious discussion with my new ass.
I did find a unique relief the other day. The Aroura was out and I took my wife up to the top of Hatchers Pass to watch it. While there, I lost the argument with my new ass, and had to use the out house that the park service is nice enough to provide. AT -5 it was actually a relief to sit in the outhouse and get some relief. At least for a few minutes.
I am putting a link to the GIF up as soon as I load it onto IMGUR


I hope to get to some faceting soon..... but it will still be a while before things get back to normal here.


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