Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:44 pm Posts: 1079 Location: Washington State
Happy birthday to the Cat Whisperer! I hope that you get everything that you've always dreamed of...as long as it's legal and your wife says it's O.K. Have a good one, oh purveyor of paramount polish!
Funny thing, I just noticed that the first three well wishers were hot, young chicks. What's the deal there? Have you got some secret to your attractiveness? Maybe willing to box that up and sell it along with polishing stuff?
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:41 pm Posts: 5534 Location: Massachusetts, USA
It must be the Professor Ignatius Brand Snake oil. People are finding new uses for it and I sometimes get horrifying emails about it. So far the winner is "Removes lipstick from underwear."
It was a good birthday. I did have to work, casting 500° metal in 90° heat, but my wife gave me some funny gifts that made me laugh. Sunglasses that contain a video camera, so I can take movies of Iggy's morning patrols. "NOT upskirts at the supermarket!". An Illuminati Air freshener for the car. There were others. But once again, the gifts from Craig's List seem to have gone missing. Probably arrested on the way here, again.
No cake carbs. We are on a diet. Actually the fine Stilton had more calories.
All in all, a good day, a wholesome mixture of work and pleasure. I have had so damned many of them already, they are all blurring together anyway. Got an email from my lawyer buddy, "The Reptile", who shares the same birthday. That's always good for a laugh. "Happy BDAY you old fool." "Eat any kittens lately?"
Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:22 pm Posts: 21602 Location: San Francisco
Good grief. My apologies for having this slide by me. It all has to do with getting the puppy. It's a full time job. I've always had cats. "Here's the bin!" Training over.
Anyway.....
And most importantly, thank you for all you add to this platform. You ARE a jewel.
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